ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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