So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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