Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
it hurts more in the daytime
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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