I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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