I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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