My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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