just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I need a beard to bite.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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