never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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