So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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