i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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