belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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