i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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