just come out here and I will go home with you...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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