Fuck appropriateness.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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