Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
NoShamevember. You game?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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