I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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