I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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