SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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