Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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