Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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