Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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