You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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