the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
