what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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