Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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