Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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