my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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