thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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