Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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