I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I take back everything I said about communal showers
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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