pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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