What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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