They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Randomize
