at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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