Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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