i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm passing your future prison.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Randomize
