He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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