The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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