yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
