Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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