why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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