Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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