i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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