I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I wish I only lived at night.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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