So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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