so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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