Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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