hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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