The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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