just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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